You know how it goes — first it happens in America, then a couple of years later it pops up here. Pumpkin spice lattes, TikTok dances, and now… campus cops. Yep, starting September 1st, the Poznań University of Technology is rolling out its very own Academic Guard — a 40-person unit in sharp uniforms, scooters, and enough surveillance gear to make Batman jealous. The mission? Keep the campus safe, friendly, and (we’re guessing) slightly more dramatic than it was yesterday. Think: