We heard the buzz about Poznań’s one and only Rage Room, so naturally, we had to check it out. Turns out, it’s not just a smash-fest—it’s a whole vibe. Co-owner Mikolaj spilled the beans on what it takes to run this epic spot and the wild stories that come with it.
Q: So, who had the genius idea to open a rage room in Poznań?
Mikolaj: Funny story—my neighbor and I came up with it over a barbecue. Just two dudes grilling meat and dreaming big.
Q: Is it really the only one in Poznań?
Mikolaj: Yup, and not just Poznań. As far as I know, we’re the only one in all of Wielkopolska.
Q: The space is dope. Did you know it was the one right away?
Mikolaj: Oh yeah. The second I saw it, I could picture the whole setup. It’s got that gritty, raw energy that screams “break stuff!”
Q: What’s the hardest part of running a rage room?
Mikolaj: Cleaning up, for sure. It’s like a post-apocalyptic battlefield back there. And finding good stuff to smash isn’t as easy as people think.
Q: Where do you even get smashables? Are you out dumpster-diving?
Mikolaj: Sometimes, yeah. I’ve definitely gotten some weird looks. But a lot of people call us with old furniture they want to get rid of—it’s like we’re doing them a favor.
Q. Im feeling a bit stressed today! Can I try smashing something?
Mikolaj: Hahaha Sure! Grab a bat and make your self at home.
Q: Ever had to tell someone to chill out mid-smash?
Mikolaj: Oh yeah. Some people go wild and start swinging at things they’re not supposed to, like the cameras or walls. Gotta keep ‘em in check!
Q: What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard someone scream while smashing stuff?
Mikolaj: Couples are the funniest. They’ll yell at each other about socks left on the floor or other random stuff. It’s like therapy with a bat.
Q: Speaking of therapy, do you think it works?
Mikolaj: Totally. I’ve seen people walk out lighter, like they hit the reset button. One couple even called it their “relationship reboot.”
Q: What would you put in a rage room if budget wasn’t an issue?
Mikolaj: A car or a brick wall, for sure. But nothing fancy—maybe an old Opel Corsa.
Q: What’s up with the graffiti on the walls?
Mikolaj: It’s a tradition. Every guest leaves a little message before they go. Adds to the character of the place.
Q: What’s the deal with the piano in the chill area? Can we smash it?
Mikolaj: Haha, no. That one’s ours. But if you’re serious, we’ve got four others in the warehouse. For 500 PLN, you can go nuts.
Q: Any emotional moments? Anyone cried mid-smash?
Mikolaj: A few times. We’ve even had clients who come here as part of their therapy with their shrink.
Q: What’s new? Any cool upgrades?
Mikolaj: We just launched a paint room! Think splatter art meets rage therapy. It’s been a hit so far.
Q: Who’s smashing more, guys or girls?
Mikolaj: Definitely girls. They come in squads—bachelorette parties, girls’ nights out, you name it.
Q: Can we bring our own stuff to smash?
Mikolaj: For sure. Just don’t bring anything dangerous, like gas cylinders or batteries. Safety first, always.
Q: Last question—how do we book?
Mikolaj: Head to our website to lock in your spot. You can choose from different packages or even grab a voucher for a friend. Trust me—this is the gift they didn’t know they needed.
Whether you’re looking to blow off steam, smash your ex’s memory to bits, or just have a wild night with friends, this Rage Room has you covered. Go ahead, let it all out. Just don’t forget to clean up your watermelon mess! 🍉
