The Lowdown
Alright, fam, let’s talk about Hasło in Jeżyce. We’ve hit up some dope spots in Poznań, but this place? The VIP room here is the kind of vibe you don’t know you need until you step inside. Trust us, once you do, you won’t wanna leave.
The Secret Lair
Tucked behind two slick sliding doors, the VIP room feels like some secret lair. It’s private, it’s exclusive, and it’s fully loaded. Think giant flat-screen TV, PlayStation 5, and every streaming service you can imagine – Netflix, Prime, you name it. Oh, and the best part? It’s yours for just 25 zł an hour. Split that between your squad of four, and it’s basically pocket change at 7 zł each.
The Setup
The setup? Ridiculous. Sink into a comfy couch, fire up your favorite game, or throw on a movie and chill. You’ve got mood lighting you can tweak to match the vibe, and yes, vaping’s allowed because this is your space. Feeling fancy? Call over a waiter to bring you drinks and snacks while you kick back. It’s like having your own luxury suite without the luxury price tag. They have shisha also to get that chill mood going!
Now, let’s talk scenarios:
- Date night? This is where you impress. A private movie marathon, cocktails delivered on demand, and no distractions.
- Gaming sesh with the squad? FIFA, Mortal Kombat, UFC – whatever you’re into, you’re running the show.
- Big match night? Grab your crew, grab some wings, and cheer like it’s the World Cup final.
The Chow
Speaking of food, the menu here is comfort food done right. You’re not coming to Hasło for a posh dinner – you’re here for straight-up delicious eats that hit the spot:
The Mushroom UFO (42 zł)
Let’s talk burgers. The Mushroom UFO had us hooked from the jump. That beech brioche bun? Soft, toasted to perfection. Then you’ve got that beef patty, mushrooms, cheddar, and caramelized onions – all piled high with a killer mushroom sauce. That rich, earthy combo with a hint of sweetness from the onions? Pure fire. Plus, fries come with it for no extra cost. No complaints here.
Shrimp & Beetroot Salad (47 zł)
We weren’t just here for the burgers – we hit up the Krewetka i Burak salad too. Shrimp, baby mozzarella, pickled beets, and caramelized walnuts tossed in a homemade beetroot mayo and vinaigrette dressing. The mix of savory, sweet, and tangy was like a flavor explosion – fresh and vibrant, but hearty at the same time. This is next-level salad we didn’t know we needed.
6 Chicken Wings (27 zł)
You can’t go wrong with wings, right? We went for the teriyaki wings, and yo, they did not disappoint. These crispy wings were soaked in a sweet, savory teriyaki glaze that hit just right. And the blue cheese dipping sauce? Perfect match. The wings were juicy, crispy, and full of that teriyaki goodness – they’re a must-try.
The Pork Neck (43 zł)
For those who want something hearty, you’ve gotta try the Karkówka. This fried pork neck comes with garlic butter potatoes, pickled cucumber salad, and a honey-mustard sauce. The meat’s juicy with a little fat (it’s supposed to be that way), and it’s balanced out with that tangy mustard sauce and the fresh pickles. If you’re into meat, this one’s for you.
The Bubble Gum Margarita (31 zł)
We had to try the Bubble Gum Margarita because… why not? This thing was sweet with a bubblegum kick that hit us like a blast from the past. White tequila and Blue Curaçao gave it that fun, nostalgic flavor, but with a grown-up twist. It’s the perfect drink to kick back with while you’re gaming in your private VIP room.
The Hazlenut Milkshake (19 zł)
But yo, the Orzechy Leśne Milkshake took the cake. This hazelnut milkshake was straight-up creamy goodness. It had that rich, nutty flavor with a nice, thick texture that made it feel like dessert and a drink all in one. If you’re at Haslo, don’t skip this – you’ll thank us later.
Wrapping Up
Here’s the deal: we’ve hyped up a lot of places, but the VIP room at Hasło? It’s untouchable. Gaming, chilling, eating, dating – you can do it all here in serious style. Call 881 723 027 to book it now.
