The Lowdown

Alright, Poznań, you won’t believe this one. Picture this: a couple decides to get a little intimate in a car… but surprise, surprise — the driver’s so wasted he’s zigzagging like he’s dodging potholes in a Mario Kart race. collided.

So here’s the deal: cops get tipped off about a suspiciously wobbling Mercedes cruising around. Before the officers even roll up, the car bolts into a forest path like it’s on a secret mission. When the cops finally catch up, they find — wait for it — two naked folks in full action mode right in the car. Romance? Check. Illegal? Double check.

Turns out, Mr. Drunk and Ms. “I’ll Drink Even More” had a party going on with 1.7 and 2.0 per mille blood alcohol levels respectively. Yeah, basically a mobile nightclub of poor life choices.

Now Heres the Kicker

The poor guy who owns this flashy Mercedes might actually lose his ride — thanks to some fancy forfeiture rules where you lose your car for drunk driving So that steamy moment of love? Could turn into a massive financial heartbreak.

Moral of the story? If you’re gonna make memories, maybe skip the booze and the backwoods drive. Because love might be priceless, but a luxury Mercedes? Not so much when the cops show up.