Yo Poznan!
Poznań, buckle up and meet Piotr Malanowski who can bend reality harder than your ex bending the truth. This dude has over a decade of experience, has performed over a thousand shows, invented his own tricks, trained under world-class illusionists, won international awards, and can make things disappear faster than a free seat on tram 5 at rush hour!
So yeah, after writing about him recently we had to sit down with him to get some insider knowledge. And trust us, within five minutes the room felt like physics had resigned. Here’s the full interview. No rabbits, no smoke machines — just straight magic.
The Interview
If you could make any famous person disappear, who would it be?
Putin. And honestly, I wouldn’t even bring him back. Make the world a safer place with one trick — poof, problem solved. That’s what I call public service magic.
What’s the most mischievous prank you’ve ever pulled off using magic?
Once, I pointed at a totally random guy and told him his own phone number. The color left his face so fast he almost turned into a ghost.
What’s the most magical thing you’ve done in your personal life?
I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. Biggest plot twist of my career. No sleight of hand — just nerves, sweat, and one very real ring.
Does she know any of your secrets?
Some, yeah. Not all. I like to keep the relationship fresh.
Did she have to sign an NDA?
Haha, no. But now that you mention it… maybe I should’ve drafted something.
How often do people try to figure out your tricks? Has anyone ever come close?
Always. People turn into detectives real quick. Some lean in like Sherlock. But the closest anyone ever got was… not close at all.
Would you reveal your secrets for a million złotych?
I want to say no… but show me the briefcase. Polish magicians are strong, but also human.
Ever messed up a trick mid-flow?
Sometimes, yeah. But the beauty of magic is that the audience doesn’t know what was supposed to happen. If something derails, I just reroute it. Confidence solves 80% of magic.
If you could disappear right now, where would you go?
Mars. Lots of space, no neighbors, no noise. Perfect for practice. Also, imagine being the first magician to perform for aliens.
If you could perform for anyone in the world, who would it be? What trick?
Cristiano Ronaldo. And I’d do my strongest card routine — the one that makes even grown men giggle like kids. If he likes it, maybe he’ll teach me how to get some abs.
Is magic more about what people feel or what they see?
Definitely what they feel. What they see is the trick, but what they feel is the magic. That little shock, that split second where your brain glitches — that’s the drug. And magicians? We’re the dealers.
Be honest, does being a magician help you get girls?
Well, I have a fiancée, so my flirting days are officially retired. But let’s say this: magic is a girl magnet. Show one good trick and suddenly you’re more interesting than a guy with a six-pack and a motorcycle.
Do you ever feel overwhelmed by having to keep all your secrets?
Not really. Keeping secrets is basically my natural state. It’s the only job where lying is part of the skillset. I just tell people: “Sorry, can’t say.” Works every time.
Tarot cards — real or nonsense?
Scam. Believe me, I know!
Is there a trick you still can’t figure out?
Absolutely. And honestly, thank God. If I could figure everything out, where’s the fun?
Does being in control on stage make you want to control everything else in life?
Yes. Unfortunately. Magicians like order, but im working on it!
Your favorite card trick?
Card to pocket. It’s smooth, clean and impossible.
It’s been real. What are your plans for the future?
A TV talent show in Poland. Then the U.S. because why stop at one continent when you can confuse all of them? And of course the world championships — imagine the headlines: “Polish magician makes judges cry and question physics.” Beautiful.
The Final Illusion
If you’re planning a wedding, birthday, company party, divorce celebration, or just wanna impress your cat — Piotr is your guy. We’ve seen his magic up close, and honestly, it’s so mind-bending we’re still not convinced he’s not part-demon, part-Jedi. And if he makes your mind explode, don’t blame us. We warned you.
