Yo Poznan!

Yeah, we did it again — back to Świat Podologii, the foot heaven tucked just behind Enea Stadium. We always say we like to put our money where our mouth is — and this time, we put our feet where their hands are. After raving about this place last time, we decided it was time to test-drive the foot spa ourselves. But let’s get one thing straight: this ain’t your average soak-and-scrub deal. This is a full-blown foot transformation.

Confession Time

Now, confession time: I’ve never really looked after my feet. In fact, they’ve been hidden from society for years — mainly out of self-preservation. If I ever ended up in the dating game again (miracles do happen), there’s no way I’d unleash these beasts on a romantic evening. I mean, nothing kills the mood faster than toes that look like they’ve seen a war.

But guys, this isn’t just for the bachelors. Married life can take a toll — comfort sets in, Netflix takes over, and before you know it, your toenails look like they belong on a National Geographic special. I’ve been guilty of letting myself go too… although I recently turned things around. Got forehead Botox a couple of months ago — now my face says “I’m calm,” even when I’m screaming inside because my football team just lost.

First Steps

Back to the feet — because this story’s got legs. From the moment you step into Świat Podologii, you’re treated like royalty. First, they hand you a form to check your health history (I was tempted to write “emotionally unstable, feet neglected”). Then, obviously, comes the coffee. If there’s caffeine involved, I’m instantly 30% more attractive.

Then they lead you to the throne room. Seriously, those chairs are next-level. The assistant controls everything with a foot pedal — reclining, adjusting, spinning — like a Formula 1 pit crew but with better music. There’s even a little bar table next to you for your coffee. I joked that they should add a TV with Netflix, and guess what? They’re actually considering it. Imagine watching Peaky Blinders while someone buffs your feet to perfection. Dream.

Full Service

Now, let’s talk about the scalpel. Yep, a scalpel. My survival instincts kicked in hard. I almost asked for anesthesia. But turns out, it’s just dead skin removal — and I didn’t feel a thing. The only thing dying was my embarrassment. Then came the grinder. Don’t worry, not that kind. This one smooths out your feet like they’re made of marble. The finishing touch? Nail shaping so precise Michelangelo would’ve taken notes.

Before & After

Honestly, I wasn’t sure my “before and after” pics would show a difference, but damn — it’s like my feet went on vacation and came back refreshed. My missus noticed, too. She actually said, “Wow, those are your feet?” Romantic spark = reignited. Who knew romance could start from the ground up?

Wrapping Up

Guys, seriously — go. Book it. Treat yourself. Make your partner proud (or at least less horrified).

Świat Podologii
Wałbrzyska 7c, Grunwald
576 100 018
swiatpodologii.pl
@swiat_podologii_poznan

Next up, we’re getting scientific — gait analysis. Basically, they watch how you walk (creepy but useful), then tell you how to fix it so you’re not silently destroying your knees with every step. Custom insoles, better shoes, maybe a new swagger — all coming soon.

We’ll be back with that story… unless my feet get signed for a modeling gig first.