The Lowdown

Forget the McDonald’s Drwal hype. If you’re craving a REAL Woodcutter’s Burger, we’ve got the plug for you—enter the Drwal Burger at Burgs Chef in Podolany! Yeah, McDonald’s version pops up every year like clockwork, and sure, it’s a thing. But that Maccies’ Drwal? Nah, fam. Burgs Chef is serving it up on a whole different level, and trust us, you’re gonna wanna taste this.

The Drwal

Let’s break it down. This bad boy comes loaded with 150g of juicy beef, melty cheese in breadcrumbs, crispy bacon, and sweet cranberries. The toppings? Iceberg lettuce, pickled red onions, tartar sauce, and—get this—BEKONEZ. All wrapped up in a fluffy bun that’s got cheddar and bacon ON TOP! The flavor combo? Sweet, salty, crispy, juicy—pure fire. You get that richness from the cheese, the crunch from the bacon, and the tang from the cranberries all in one bite. Game over. McDonalds Drwal? Dry sponge status.

The Smash

And while we were there, you KNOW we had to hit up a few more bangers. Top spot? No surprise, Drwal Burger takes the crown. Second place though? That Smash Burger! This ain’t your average smash—no sir. Two thick slices of beef, cheddar, caramelized onions, and pickles on a buttered brioche. You can even throw an extra 80g of meat if you’re really feelin’ yourself. But full disclosure, we couldn’t finish it. Took half back to the office. Had to let the squad taste greatness.

Carlos Tevez

Yo, check it out! Not only are the burgers at Burgs Chefs straight-up fire, but the vibe gets cranked up even more with manager Filip—this dude is a total Carlos Tevez lookalike! Seriously, you can’t miss him. He’s out here chopping wood for the fire like a boss, making sure your experience is next-level. So, if you’re rollin’ through, get ready to be treated like royalty while you chow down on those insane burgers!

The Siciliana

Rounding out the top three? The Siciliana. Think 150g beef, mozzarella, sun-dried tomatoes, red onion, pickles, and that creamy basil pesto sauce. The flavors hit so different—like a trip to Italy in burger form. If you’re too lazy to peel yourself off the couch and roll over to Strzeszyńska 61, no worries—we got you. Just hit up this link and order online!

Keeping it real

So, back to the Drwal Burger. This is the burger you NEED in your life right now. If you’re still thinking about McDonald’s after reading this, go ahead and keep lining up there with the rest of the sheep. But if you wanna experience greatness, you know where to go. And if you’re still wondering how much it costs? You belong in McDonald’s. Loser.