Stressed? Poznań’s Smash Room Lets You Wreck It Out!

The Lowdown

Feeling like you’ve had enough of that never-ending to-do list? Or maybe it’s that coworker who thinks “reply all” is a way of life? Well, Poznań’s got your back with a spot that lets you blow off some steam in the most satisfying way—by literally smashing stuff to pieces. Let us introduce you to your new happy place: The Destruction Room.

Gear up

Imagine this: you walk into a room stacked with everyday stuff, just begging to be wrecked. We’re talking old TVs, plates, keyboards—all ready to be taken out by a baseball bat, a hammer, or, if you’re feeling fancy, a golf club. Gear up with some gloves, a jacket, and safety glasses, and you’re officially licensed to destroy. And if you’re feeling dramatic, you can even film the whole thing for a memorable “take-that!” video to relive whenever you need a reminder of your smashing glory.

Packages:

  • Slight Anxiety (Anger Level: 1-3/10)
    Price: 170 PLN (1 person) / 310 PLN (2 people)
    Perfect for first-timers testing the smash life. You’ll get a desk, a chair, some books, a radio, and a pile of textiles to tear into.
  • Growing Frustration (Anger Level: 4-6/10)
    Price: 210 PLN (1 person) / 360 PLN (2 people)
    Need a bit more to vent? This package gives you a couple of pieces of furniture, some “destruction library” books, and electronics to go wild with.
  • Outburst of Anger (Anger Level: 7-9/10)
    Price: 300 PLN (1 person) / 500 PLN (3 people)
    Bring in the glass! Throw bottles, glasses, and plates against the walls with a full safety setup. Pure satisfaction.
  • Frenzy of Destruction (Anger Level: 10/10)
    Price: 500 PLN (1 person) / 850 PLN (3 people)
    This one’s for the most serious destruction addicts. You’ll get loads of glass, furniture, electronics, and a special surprise from their stash to make it a day you’ll never forget!

Add-Ons:

  • The Piano – For those big issues that deserve a grand gesture. 500 PLN
  • Mannequin(s) – Bring a face you need to “let go” of. 50-150 PLN
  • Big TV or Printer – Perfect for venting on tech. 30-55 PLN
  • Recording of the Mayhem – Relive the carnage later! 25 PLN

Take your own items if you’ve got something special in mind (ex’s photo frame, anyone?), and walk out feeling like a new person.

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