Hey, Poznań peeps! We’ve got some rad news. Poznan Daily is back at it, hitting up People of Real Narnia at their new, bigger, and cooler spot on Wodna7 (next door to where they used to be) in the Old Town. This place is a gem with a main room and a few cozy, open rooms, each bringing its own unique vibe. With the extra space, Szymon and Paulina have taken their menu to the next level, and we were hyped to dive in. We kept things simple and chose one drink and one main.
Soulmates!Inside, People of Real Narnia (P.O.R.N) is like stepping into a kaleidoscope of creativity. This place takes the wild imaginations of its creators and brings them to life with stunning visuals and designs that make it a top contender for the most colorful restaurant in town. A shout out to @lizard.matilda for the amazing murals🌸
From the psychedelic murals that cover the walls to the whimsical furniture and funky light fixtures, P.O.R.N. is a visual masterpiece. Each room has its own unique theme and vibe, creating a sensory overload in the best possible way.
The menu’s split into “Mains” and “Side Hoes,” so you know you’re in for something special. Flip it over and you’ll find their drinks, cheekily split into “Hookers” (alcoholic) and “Virgins” (non-alcoholic). Don’t trip over the funky names – it’s all part of the fun.
We kicked things off with the D’addy Issues cocktail. This bad boy mixes Żubrówka Bison Grass, strawberries, lemon, Cointreau, and Kinley Rose for just 32 PLN. It’s a sweet and tart party in your mouth, with the Żubrówka’s herbal kick playing perfectly with the fresh strawberries and zesty lemon. Total refreshment, perfect for setting the vibe.
Then came the star of the show: the Kotburger. For 45 PLN, you get a 200g smashed beef burger, gooey Gouda cheese, house-pickled tomatoes, spicy pickled jalapeños, pickled ketchup, and honey mustard, all snuggled between slices of cat-head-shaped Shokupan bread.
Shokupan is Japanese milk bread – think soft, pillowy, and slightly sweet. The cat shape? Pure whimsy that screams People of Real Narnia.
Biting into the Kotburger was pure bliss. The beef patty was juicy with a killer crust, the Gouda melted just right, and the pickled goodies added a tangy, spicy kick. The honey mustard brought a touch of sweetness to balance it all out. It’s not just a burger; it’s an experience.
So, if you’re kicking it in Poznań, you’ve got to hit up People of Real Narnia. Their innovative cocktails like the D’addy Issues and unique creations like the Kotburger are total game-changers. They’ve even got a sweet garden for those sunny days, and if you swing by on the weekend, you might just stumble into a full-blown rave that rocks until late. People of Real Narnia was already one of our fave spots in Poznań, and now with their epic new menu, they’ve leveled up big time. Pure genius! 🍹🍔✨
