Yo, Poznań! You thought your morning commute was rough? Try riding bus 171 with a driver who’s stoned out of his mind and driving like it’s his first day in Grand Theft Auto. This guy didn’t just miss a few stops — he completely forgot he was driving actual human beings.
Passengers were hanging on for dear life as this genius flew past stops, braked like he was avoiding imaginary walls, and probably gave half the riders whiplash. Someone finally called the cops because, spoiler alert, that’s not how a bus is supposed to work.
When the police pulled him over, the breathalyzer said he wasn’t drunk. But a quick drug test? Ding, ding, ding! Marijuana and amphetamines, ladies and gentlemen. This dude was basically on a party bus — just no one else got the invite.
Oh, and it gets better. Turns out this wasn’t his first rodeo. Back in December, this same guy stopped his bus so suddenly on Garbary that three people got injured. THREE! And after this most recent joyride, police searched his apartment and found a stash of weed. Surprise, surprise.
This isn’t just reckless — it’s next-level idiocy. He’s not only lost his license, but he’s also about to face some serious charges. Meanwhile, the passengers? They’ve got wild stories, bruises, and probably a newfound appreciation for Uber.
Public transit is supposed to be safe, but this? This guy turned it into a theme park ride no one asked for. Let’s just hope MPK hires drivers who prefer caffeine over cannabis next time.
