Bruh, you won’t believe this one. A dude in Poznań did what every good citizen should—he caught a thief red-handed. But instead of getting backup from the cops who were literally chilling 100 meters away, he got hit with the most unbelievable excuse ever.

“Sorry, we’re waiting for our kebab.”

Yeah, you read that right. These uniformed heroes were too deep in their food mission to bother with a crime happening right in front of them.

Catch a Thief? Nah, It’s Kebab O’Clock

So here’s how it went down. Some guy tried to steal perfume from a store. Lucky for the shop, Krzysztof—a true Poznań MVP—stepped in and, together with some other people, stopped the thief. Instead of wasting time calling 112, he figured, hey, why not just ask those cops over there? Bad idea.

Krzysztof’s fiancée, Kaja, ran over to get them. And what happened? The policewoman chilling in the squad car slowly pulled out her phone, called her buddy, and—get this—told them to call someone else because her friend was still waiting for a kebab.

Kaja ran back, nearly in tears. Meanwhile, Krzysztof stood there like, wait… what?

The Cops Finally Show Up… and Do Nothing

Eventually, some other officers finally showed up and took the thief. But when Krzysztof and Kaja went to the police station to complain, they were basically told to get lost.

Bro, what is happening with the world?!

Cops Facing the Heat (Finally)

Now, don’t get it twisted—the police higher-ups aren’t letting this slide. Internal investigations are underway, and these kebab-loving officers could be looking at a serious reprimand or even getting kicked off the force.

And honestly? Good. If protecting the streets comes second to stuffing your face, maybe it’s time for a new career.

Moral of the Story? Be Your Own Hero

Shoutout to Krzysztof for stepping up when the actual people paid to do the job couldn’t be bothered. But real talk—what if this was something even more serious? What if lives were on the line?

Poznań deserves better.

Now, excuse me while I go not trust anyone in a uniform to do their damn job.