Yo, get ready for the dumbest criminal move you’ve heard this year—straight outta Poznań! So, we got this 19-year-old genius who decides to rob a taxi driver… but here’s the kicker: he used an app to order the taxi first. Like, bruh, you don’t think they log your identity and track the whole ride? Seriously, this dude must’ve thought he was slick or something.
It all went down on September 25. This guy jumps in the taxi on Dworcowa Street, everything seems cool. But as soon as they pull up on Jaśkowiak Street, he whips out a knife and threatens the driver, telling him to hand over all the cash. The poor driver, obviously freaked out, does exactly what the guy says and hands over the money.
But get this—after robbing the dude, the taxi driver didn’t even have to break a sweat to call the cops. The police just checked the app records, traced the ride, and BOOM! They pulled up on this wannabe criminal mastermind the next day and threw him in custody. I mean, what was he even thinking? You can’t make this stuff up!
Now, this genius is looking at some serious time—like 3 to 20 years locked up for robbery with a dangerous weapon. He’s probably gonna have a lot of time to think about how not to pull a heist using an app that tracks your every move. Let’s just say, this fool ain’t getting any criminal of the year awards, that’s for sure!
