Really?

Ladies and gentlemen, the results are in! Miss Polonia 2024 has crowned its queen, and we’ve got the final Top 5 for you. But let’s get real for a second—are these the most beautiful women Poland has to offer? Because, no offense, I see more jaw-dropping stunners strutting down Poznań’s Półwiejska street on any random Tuesday. And yes, I’m well aware I’m a 52-year-old fossil with no claim to authority on beauty, but someone’s gotta say it: the system’s broken.

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What did the winner get?

For the uninitiated, Miss Polonia is one of Poland’s oldest beauty pageants, kicking off way back in 1929. That’s right—this competition has been around longer than most of us have had teeth. The winner doesn’t just walk away with a sparkly tiara and bragging rights; she gets the golden ticket to represent Poland in the Miss Universe pageant, rubbing elbows with global beauty royalty.

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Lets keep it real

But here’s the thing: while these gals are undoubtedly gorgeous, the whole process feels as dusty as a 1920s vinyl record. Isn’t it time for a shake-up? Like, instead of this archaic parade, why not hit the streets and recruit real-life beauties on the spot? You know, approach those effortlessly stunning women and say, “Hey, wanna be Miss Polonia?” Boom. Problem solved.

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Is this the most beautiful girl in Poland?

Sure, I can hear the outrage now: “Who are you to judge? What do you know?” Fair enough, but hey, we’re just here to keep it real. Maybe this isn’t about the girls at all—they’re clearly doing their thing and shining bright. Maybe it’s the system that needs a makeover.

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What do you think? Are the pageant days over, or does Miss Polonia still hold its crown in today’s world? Check out the Top 4 finalists, and let us know in the comments!