Bizzare

A bizarre scene unfolded this morning at the Stare Żegrze estate, where an SUV plowed into three parked cars before speeding off. Witnesses claim the driver was none other than a local priest—though the police have yet to confirm this divine getaway.

Commissioner Łukasz Paterski of the Poznań Police stated that officers were called to the scene around 10:40 AM. “According to witness accounts, the driver of the SUV fled immediately after the crash. No one was injured, and traffic in the area remains unaffected,” he reported.

Witnesses

But here’s where it gets interesting. Bystanders insist that the person behind the wheel was a clergyman—one who, it seems, preferred a hit-and-run over an act of contrition. Whether this is true or just an urban legend in the making remains to be seen.

Was it really a priest? Or just a case of mistaken identity? If yes, then hes probably busy confessing his sins right now!