Hahaha
You can’t make this stuff up. Monday night in Wołomin, around 9 PM: a guy gets pulled over for a routine traffic check. Instead of freaking out or making excuses, he calls 112 on himself… but not to report himself. Nope — he tells the dispatcher the officer pulling him over seems high as a kite.

Cue the second patrol rushing over. And then the plot twist hits: both the driver and the cop fail the drug test. That’s right — the guy who should have been in charge of law enforcement was just as baked as the dude in the car.
Result? Officer gets immediately suspended, driver now faces legal heat, and the internet collectively loses it.
Honestly, we’re thinking 2026’s “stupid human awards” are off to a killer start.