Yo Poznan!

Just when you think 2026 might start chill, someone comes along and flexes peak brain-freeze energy.

Picture this: It’s January 16, around 11 PM. A 19-year-old in a BMW decides it’s a brilliant idea to rear-end a Volkswagen… at 190 km/h. Yup, you read that right. One-nine-zero. The poor VW gets pushed straight into a ditch like a toy car.

The police rolled up, took a look, and were like, “Eh, minor injuries, road hazard — let’s slap a fine and 12 points on this genius’ license and call it a night.” The dude probably high-fived himself and went home thinking he’d dodged karma.

But plot twist: Our boy decided to post the crash on TikTok. Big brain move. Video shows him flooring it at the same insane 190 km/h while smashing into the other car. Someone clearly skipped “common sense 101.”

After watching the footage (and probably laughing a little), the police had to admit: yeah, this isn’t just a “hazard.” This kid was actively creating a threat to life. Now prosecutors are involved, the insurance company is getting the memo, and that 12-point fine is looking tiny compared to the potential damage.

If things go south for him, Mr. TikTok Stuntman could be looking at up to 3 years in prison. And let’s be real… posting the video online is basically handing the police the evidence on a silver platter.

So, 2026 just officially got its first contender for “Most Stupid Person Alive.” And yes, we’re keeping this video handy for when we make the year-end list.

Stay smart out there, people. Or at least, don’t record yourself breaking the law at nearly 200 km/h.